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Psychic AND immortal? Maybe.

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Blu says:
also I had a weird dream last night involving tacos and my mom just came downstairs to tell me we're eating them for dinner..

Bret says:
dream?
or futuresight
you tell me...

Blu says:
i hope it was just a coincidence.. I don't want to see into the future
I like surprises!

Bret says:
would you rather hath telekinesis?

Blu says:
I already hath it >:)
you can borrow it if you like

Bret says:
ooo
for how long?

Blu says:
as long as you want!

Bret says:
I want to borrow it for forever

Blu says:
but you're not going to live forever

Bret says:
are you?

Blu says:
yes.

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Send more cops..

Taken from Luc's FB status:

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Luc: ‎"I like blond hair on a black man."

Blu: this doesn't surprise me.

Luc: I got this information from your diary.

Blu: this also doesn't surprise me

Blu: also: well played.

Luc: I know because of my learnings.

Blu: you learns nothing.

Luc: Except that I'm a zombie now.

Blu: that's coo *sunglasses*

Blu: also: CAN'T STOP THE FUNK.

Luc: Not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough.

Blu: thought what through now?

Luc: We'll put this thing to bed when I bash your head open.

Blu: if you're looking for brains you've come to the wrong place. I hear Bret has some though..

Luc: I don't want secondhand brains! ...send more paramedics.

Blu: ‎..and cops.

Luc: Agreed.

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NOTE: the send more paramedics/cops lines are from Return of the Living Dead, an epic movie, you should really watch it.

Turn that frown upside down Keanu!

In this snippet I'm referring to a post in a [fabulous] blog called Cake Wrecks.

link here: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/10/instant-manliness.html
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Blu says:
LOL omg cake wrecks used a sad keanu photo

Luc says:
Omg

Blu says:
the caption was "if only my cake was more manly"

Luc says:
And full of more personality?
Oh ho ho!

Blu says:
ZINGGGG

Luc says:
I am full of win.

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Tell me something I don't know..

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Luc says:
You are made of poop.

Blu says:
well this I know
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW

Luc says:
Oh.
Uh.
Your poop is not made of poop?

Blu says:
what is it made out of?
[my guess is screaming children]

Luc says:
CLOSE!
Screaming flan.

Blu says:
well I got the screaming part right at least

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Paying attention to your surroundings is key..

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Luc says:
Did you think you were inside a vagina?

Blu says:
did YOU?

Luc says:
I always think that regardless of situation.

Blu says:
Touche.
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I just don't have the words for this one..

Taken from the lovely Facebook..

[in response to something I posted on Luc's page]
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Blu: EDWARD CULLEN DOESN'T LOVE YOU.

Ani: that's right. but really he's only pretending to protect her from her angry vampire nemesis.

Blu: Jesus?

Luc: I. AM. BATMAN.

Ani: nobody messes with adam we

Luc: TOO MUCH!

Ani: so intense

Luc: I lost my pants.

Ani: that's because you were out struttin' that ass

Luc: And rapin' errbody out there.

Ani: bla-a-a-ack folks

Blu: LOL I laughed so hard at this
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See? No words..