Psychic AND immortal? Maybe.

~~

Blu says:
also I had a weird dream last night involving tacos and my mom just came downstairs to tell me we're eating them for dinner..

Bret says:
dream?
or futuresight
you tell me...

Blu says:
i hope it was just a coincidence.. I don't want to see into the future
I like surprises!

Bret says:
would you rather hath telekinesis?

Blu says:
I already hath it >:)
you can borrow it if you like

Bret says:
ooo
for how long?

Blu says:
as long as you want!

Bret says:
I want to borrow it for forever

Blu says:
but you're not going to live forever

Bret says:
are you?

Blu says:
yes.

~~

Send more cops..

Taken from Luc's FB status:

~~

Luc: ‎"I like blond hair on a black man."

Blu: this doesn't surprise me.

Luc: I got this information from your diary.

Blu: this also doesn't surprise me

Blu: also: well played.

Luc: I know because of my learnings.

Blu: you learns nothing.

Luc: Except that I'm a zombie now.

Blu: that's coo *sunglasses*

Blu: also: CAN'T STOP THE FUNK.

Luc: Not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough.

Blu: thought what through now?

Luc: We'll put this thing to bed when I bash your head open.

Blu: if you're looking for brains you've come to the wrong place. I hear Bret has some though..

Luc: I don't want secondhand brains! ...send more paramedics.

Blu: ‎..and cops.

Luc: Agreed.

~~

NOTE: the send more paramedics/cops lines are from Return of the Living Dead, an epic movie, you should really watch it.

Turn that frown upside down Keanu!

In this snippet I'm referring to a post in a [fabulous] blog called Cake Wrecks.

link here: http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2010/10/instant-manliness.html
~~

Blu says:
LOL omg cake wrecks used a sad keanu photo

Luc says:
Omg

Blu says:
the caption was "if only my cake was more manly"

Luc says:
And full of more personality?
Oh ho ho!

Blu says:
ZINGGGG

Luc says:
I am full of win.

~~

Tell me something I don't know..

~~

Luc says:
You are made of poop.

Blu says:
well this I know
TELL ME SOMETHING I DON'T KNOW

Luc says:
Oh.
Uh.
Your poop is not made of poop?

Blu says:
what is it made out of?
[my guess is screaming children]

Luc says:
CLOSE!
Screaming flan.

Blu says:
well I got the screaming part right at least

~~

Paying attention to your surroundings is key..

~~
Luc says:
Did you think you were inside a vagina?

Blu says:
did YOU?

Luc says:
I always think that regardless of situation.

Blu says:
Touche.
~~

I just don't have the words for this one..

Taken from the lovely Facebook..

[in response to something I posted on Luc's page]
~~

Blu: EDWARD CULLEN DOESN'T LOVE YOU.

Ani: that's right. but really he's only pretending to protect her from her angry vampire nemesis.

Blu: Jesus?

Luc: I. AM. BATMAN.

Ani: nobody messes with adam we

Luc: TOO MUCH!

Ani: so intense

Luc: I lost my pants.

Ani: that's because you were out struttin' that ass

Luc: And rapin' errbody out there.

Ani: bla-a-a-ack folks

Blu: LOL I laughed so hard at this
~~

See? No words..

Answers to life's little questions..

We're talking about this link: [yes it's a craigslist post but don't worry, it's work-safe] http://madison.craigslist.org/cas/1855103344.html

~~

Ani says:
*rofl rofl
*http://madison.craigslist.org/cas/1855103344.html
*NO FATTIES

Blu says:
*AHAHAHA
*location: ice fortress

Ani says:
*"...in my bedroom"

Blu says:
*ROFL this is.. oh god I love craigslist

Ani says:
*like, i'm picturing the dude saying everything in a seductive voice... and then just yelling "NO FATTIES" at the end as loud as he can with this face --> :|

Blu says:
*ROFLROFL
*i wonder if anyone will answer that ad
*i clicked on another one with a title that sounded funny and was greeted by a picture of penis :(
*screw you craigslist.
*why would anyone post pictures of their privates on the internettttt?

Ani says:
*ROFL ROFL
*they get off on shocking the crap out of people :-O

Blu says:
*YEA WELL IT WORKED.

~~

Excuse me while I bleach my eyes.

The Things Sailor Moon Never Told You About..

~~

Blu says:
*THE INTERNET FOILS ME AGAIN

Luc says:
*The internet always foils me... when it comes to Sailor Moon.
*Except this time.
*The site I use has it.

Blu says:
*you need to call in Tuxedo Mask

Luc says:
*TUXEDO KAMEN-SAMA.

Blu says:
*HE'S TOO BUSY TO TAKE YOUR CALLS.

Luc says:
*:(

Blu says:
*:D

Luc says:
*Too busy with booty calls?

Blu says:
*yea.. that Sailor Mars has him on speed dial.

Luc says:
*D:
*I should beat her ass.
*With her own talismans.

Blu says:
*I don't think that would go over very well

Luc says:
*She'd like it too much?

Blu says:
*I don't think she's into that sort of thing
*but to be sure, you should ask Tuxedo.

Luc says:
*But he's too busy with booty calls! D:

Blu says:
*THEN YOU'RE SCREWED.

Luc says:
*:(

~~

Now there's something you don't see every day..

This convo is about this link:

http://kotaku.com/5605786/playing-privates-will-devastate-your-sex-drive

You probably won't understand my random quotes unless you watch it.

~~

Luc says:
*Omg Tricky sent this to me.
*http://kotaku.com/5605786/playing-privates-will-devastate-your-sex-drive
*I bet you and Ani would play this.

Blu says:
*ahahahah what is

Luc says:
*:D

Blu says:
*LOL "it's got spermicide in it to kill sperm!"
*AHHAHAHAHAH
*"with any luck, no one needs to die from a giant sperm attack"

Luc says:
*:D
*You'd play this.

Blu says:
*it's true :D

Luc says:
*I would too.

Blu says:
*are they wearing condoms on their heads?

Luc says:
*Tricky said him and Kisa are too scared to play it.
*I think so.

Blu says:
*LMAO
*"oh hey look, a massive vagina!"
*you HAVE to show this to Ani
*THEY ARE CONDOM HATS

Luc says:
*:D

Blu says:
*"get it off me, get it off me! it's making me pregnant"
*oh god I'm going to have a year full of quotes from this

Luc says:
*OMG
*Rofl
*That made me laugh so much. XD

Blu says:
*i think every teenager should have to play this game :|
*it would scare them so bad
*CONDOM SALES WOULD SKYROCKET
*"oh man.. sex is becoming less sexy with every passing second"

Luc says:
*>:]
*GOOD.

Blu says:
*HPV looks like a woman with an eyepatch

~~

Addiction is an ugly thing.

I should've just made one long ass post with all these convos in it.. the lazy factor is the only thing keeping me from doing so.

~~

Blu says:
*omg I have to keep peeing
*I don't know what's going onnnnn

Ani says:
*maybe you have DIABEETUS

Blu says:
*I hope not
*I can't survive without coke
*I'll just fall over and die

Ani says:
*rofl
*wither away to nothingness

Blu says:
*and leave a trail of dead customers behind
*coke is the only thing that keeps me from losing my mind sometimes at work
*they're like cigarettes for me
*instead of going out for a smoke to calm myself, I drink some coke

Ani says:
*rofl
*better than snorting coke?
*but only just :|

~~

Oscars, here we come!

Ani is talking about playing Fable, just so that you're not too confused by this.

~~

Ani says:
*well i dunno
*i solicited her quite a bit
*though the stupid townspeople kept following me into my house
*and they would just kind of stand there at the top of the stairs
*...though i think the main reason she left me was because i accidentally married a fat man

Blu says:
*ROFLROFL
*accidentally married a fat man!?
*hahaha

Ani says:
*yesh!
*his name was [insert my name here]!
*because i named him after you for fun!
*and then i accidentally married him
*i had no choice but to murder him by the beach
*but by then it was too late and my wife announced she was leaving me
*so i killed her too

Blu says:
*LMAO
*I think you should make that into a movie.

~~

Mystery solved!

Preston is Ani's boyfriend.. not that knowing that really affects this convo, I just thought I'd throw it in there.

~~

Ani says:
*:D
*rofl Preston just goes, "i am nailing everyone"
*in mass effect 2
*rofl rofl

Blu says:
*ROFL
*so that's why guys like that game so much!

Ani says:
*rofl rofl
*this is amusing me!

Blu says:
*it is also amusing me
*I don't like that game though
*well I haven't played the second one but I assume it's much like the first
*although I don't remember a lot of nailing of people going on in the first one

Ani says:
*i haven't played either
*but Preston loves them
*maybe they just added it in the second? :O

Blu says:
*this is what I'm thinking
*because I feel like that is something I would remember

Ani says:
*:D
*it would be a pretty memorable event, i think... the boning of space people

Blu says:
*oh probably
*you should ask William Shatner, he's the king of that

Ani says:
*hmm... touche

Blu says:
*it's always touche with me ;)

~~

We meet again, Quentin.

This is a series of responses to my current Facebook status butttt I'll throw it on here anyway.

~~

Blu: SO MANY IDEAS. *brain implosion*

Ani: sexy ideas?

Blu: ohhh they're always sexy ;)

Ani: define sexy. because there are people who find feet sexy.

Blu: well for the feet people I'll say "sexy like freshly pedicured feet in manolo blahniks"

Ani: somewhere in the world quentin tarantino just imploded.

Blu: GOOD.

~~

Can't we all just get along?

I decided to be a bug and incorporate the lyrics of a song my friend hates into our convo..

~~

Blu says:
*I see :|
*you know
*you should stop picking on me
*why can't we live in harmony?

Luc says:
* >:|

Blu says:
*harmony, harmony, oh love..

Luc says:
*I KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING.

Blu says:
*I don't know what you're talking about.

Luc says:
*:|

Blu says:
*WHAT?

Luc says:
*No standing for you in my world domination.

Blu says:
*but I just want to be with you and make believe with you! D:

Luc says:
*Oh really? I have an opening in my schedule next week for a tea party. >:)

Blu says:
*i didn't think that a tea party could sound threatening until right now :(

~~

You gotta enjoy the little things in life..

~~

Ani says:
*i put the STD in stud, all i need is U ;)

Blu says:
*ROFLROFL that's so awesome
*and you reminded me of something I was going to tell you before

Ani says:
*oh! excellent :)

Blu says:
*this was actually before school even started
*I was unpacking stock at work, and I was in the Wilton section
*there were like 20 small boxes and on the side all it said was "STD CUPS" in GIANT black lettering
*I couldn't stop staring
*turned out to be standard sized cupcake papers
*BUT STILL

Ani says:
*omg
*that's fantastic :D


Blu says:
*rofl yes it even says std cups on the price labels
*"blk/wht poka dot std cups"

Ani says:
*LOL
*priceless!

Blu says:
*rofl it's the little stupid stuff like that that keeps me from going mental over there

~~

TMI with a gangsta lean.

No explanation necessary..

~~

Blu says:
*MY BOOB HURTS.

Ani says:
*just the one?

Blu says:
*yea
*I hope it's not growing
*I'll be all lop-sided
*I'll have to walk with my upper body slightly angled to trick the eye

Ani says:
*rofl rofl
*a specific kind of lean
*people will think you're gangsta

Blu says:
*but I won't be wearing baggy pants
*or bling

Ani says:
*hm
*they might kill you

Blu says:
*what?! why?!
*how did we go from boob pains to murder?!

Ani says:
*well, they'll be confused if you're not one of them
*and you know them, they're an unnecessarily violent bunch

Blu says:
*so confusion = must kill?

Ani says:
*yes
*they're also not a very bright bunch, as you can imagine :|

Blu says:
*well.. now I know
*so if I end up with lop-sided boobs, I'll just stuff the other half of my bra and for-go the gangster lean

Ani says:
*probably best

~~

You're never too old for video games.

Just before this part of the convo, my friend sent me this picture:



~~

Blu says:
*LOL omg
*what game is that from?!
*roflrofl

Ani says:
*i have noooo idea
*uhhh
*terranigma, it says

Blu says:
*never heard of it.. but I like it ;)

Ani says:
*rofl
*you saw the word 'aroused' and you were like, "HOT DAMN I'M SOLD"

Blu says:
*well no.. it didn't work quite like that

Ani says:
*uh huh :|

Blu says:
*you know me too well :(

~~

And now for something random that's still sort of related:



Don't mess with Magikarp.

That joke just never gets old..

This snippet of conversation is in relation to this link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbUVo4CYHhs

[I don't suggest watching this with nana and papa, could raise a lot of questions]

The link does appear in the convo but I thought I'd throw it up right at the get-go as well.

~~

Ani says:
*hey
*i have a treat for you!

Blu says:
*:O
*should I be afraid?

Ani says:
*epic music is epic --> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NbUVo4CYHhs

Blu says:
*LOL WHUT
*omg

Ani says:
*rofl rofl

Blu says:
*am I really seeing this?!

Ani says:
*you sure are :|

Blu says:
*you know
*there are some guys watching that who wish they could do it too
*to themselves.. not to the walrus.

Ani says:
*though i'm sure there are some walrus fetishists out there :|
*but the music totally makes the video rofl rofl

Blu says:
*I sure hope not :(
*ROFL I know! I burst out laughing

Ani says:
*he's so blubbery!

Blu says:
*that's what she said.

~~

**EDIT: my "insert link" button doesn't insert a link for some reason.. so if you want to know what's actually going on, you'll have to copy and paste, my friends :P

Secret's Out, Quentin.

Before this part of the convo took place, my friend was winking at me for no reason.
~~

Blu says:
*why are you winking? :(

Ani says:
*...because i can :| ;)

Blu says:
*DAMMIT NO.
*i'm putting my foot down.

Ani says:
*if i was quentin tarantino, i'd be orgasming

Blu says:
*ewwww :(
*go back to winking

Ani says:
*can't now :| i've turned into quentin tarantino
*MMMMM FEET
*I LOVE TOES

Blu says:
*i thought that said I love tacos and I was sooo confused

Ani says:
*well... maybe he does love tacos
*as well as feet

Blu says:
*extra cheese on both?

Ani says:
*HELL YEAH

Blu says:
*ew :(

Ani says:
*or should i say... HEEL yeah
*because he's quentin tarantino
*and he has a foot fetish

Blu says:
*that was a terrible joke!
*but it made me laugh

Ani says:
*;)
*i aim to please
~~

Can't say I'm surprised, really..