Oscars, here we come!

Ani is talking about playing Fable, just so that you're not too confused by this.

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Ani says:
*well i dunno
*i solicited her quite a bit
*though the stupid townspeople kept following me into my house
*and they would just kind of stand there at the top of the stairs
*...though i think the main reason she left me was because i accidentally married a fat man

Blu says:
*ROFLROFL
*accidentally married a fat man!?
*hahaha

Ani says:
*yesh!
*his name was [insert my name here]!
*because i named him after you for fun!
*and then i accidentally married him
*i had no choice but to murder him by the beach
*but by then it was too late and my wife announced she was leaving me
*so i killed her too

Blu says:
*LMAO
*I think you should make that into a movie.

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